Psuedo-Badasses

What's the deal with all the psuedo-badasses in the anime, game and sci-fi community all of a sudden?

What's with all these spindly little semen-ropes and grotesque smelly jellymen who throw like girls, are always out of breath, and sweat like Welshmen walking around like they're tough?
It's funny how a lot of geeks went started their geeky little groups, seeking refuge from the social torment of being treated like an lesser being by the "cool kids," only to become just as big assholes as the people who made fun of them.
Look at how rediculous the geek hierarchy has gotten... You have these fools who would NEVER command respect ANYWHERE else in the world, in charge of
lesser nerds, and getting away with it. You've got these silly fat men with Cindy Brady voices calling themselves
pimps, but the only naked girl they've EVER seen were all animated. You've got these girly-boys who weigh all of one-hundred-and-nothing-pounds twirling around sticks and toy swords like they were a cheerleader, saying they know all sorts of martial arts, and yet they NEVER STEP UP. You've got these
yo yo yo I be all ghetto BIZ-EEEEOTCH grape-smugglers who think they're all urban, who've never gotten closer to real street life than watching MTV. You've got the neanderthals with the low sloping foreheads who drag their knuckles on the ground when they aren't flexing POWAH for the camera or beating their chest to scare off lesser nerds from their stupid redneck girlfriend (who is 8 years younger, surprise surprise).

Hey, I respect being an asshole. I was an asshole for much of my adult life (and I'd still be one if my job permitted it), but then I've never been a fatass who can't walk 15 feet without having to catch my breath and wipe the sweat from under my man-tits. I can actually lift my own weight, and I don't fall for bullshit martial arts claims (it's a FACT, martial artists and fighters are ENTIRELY different breeds).
I guess the point is... If you're going to call yourself a
pimp, back it up by boning some women and smacking them around. If you're going to un bu threaten to shoot someone in the ass or beat someone with a stick, step the fuck up or shut the hell up. Because you can
spell aikido, karate or kung-fu doesn't make you a badass, you noodle-dicks.
That's right, I'm calling you all out. I'm VERY easy to find at comic conventions, anime conventions and sci-fi conventions.
Rob Tabayoyong is calling out every one of you cunts who talk about how you can kick my ass to come up to me and take me on. Who's man enough?
Current Mood: ANGRY!